[The creepiness registers, the Something Off is quite clear- but Yotsuya is either too distracted or just doesn't care, from the way his features retain their deep set irritation. He wants plot, he wants situations to play out the way they should play out, even for something as simple (and, admittedly, fruitless) as this. It's been a stressful day. This is supposed to be relaxing.

For him, anyway. Now he's tensed, and staring dully at the kid, and trying not to be too offended about how he doesn't care about plot.

The laugh makes his whole face twitch, a sort of one-second grimace. He holds up fingers as he counts off his next points:]

Some situations aren't yours to control. Passive-aggression has nothing to do with this. Do you like horror stories?