Um. [ he shifts a bit uncomfortably in his position, sticking his hands into his pockets. ] One truth and two lies, right?

[ lying was something he was actually fairly proficient at. it was coming up with the lies that seemed to be difficult. ]

Uh... I'm narcoleptic; I have dual bachelors degrees in Electrical Engineering and Engineering Physics and, uh. Play the cello.

[ WOW those were lame. but the more boring he appeared the better, really. no one really needed to know about mafia shenanigans and time travel. or latent desires to be a rock star, for that matter. ]

My name is Irie, by the way.
Shouichi.