Don't be surprised. Despite my natural eccentricities, I know a lot about a lot. I'm an adult, after all.

[ #Half truths and the hipsters who tell them. ]

Ah, and please don't worry. I'm not going to jam a reference into everything I say. Can you imagine how forced that would sound? Perhaps a character from a gag manga could get away with it, but I'm just a normal man trying to get by.

[ He shakes his head for emphasis, and then he sticks out his hand for a handshake. ]

Tsurubami Kamome. What's your name?