I hope for your sake the first one isn't true. How troublesome it will be to get stabbed repeatedly while in a deep sleep! Oh, the horror! ha ha ha ha ha...!

[he falls back first on his bed, laughing at the possible truth of Shouichi having narcrolepsy. The many pranks he can use on such an easy target will surely help him rack up on joypoints.[

Ha ha ha ha haaaa... I'm bored. Are we friends now?