[For all his video games featuring really poorly animated skating, Dave hasn't done much of it himself. He's the young teen version of a shut-in. Practically agoraphobic with how much time he spends in his room taking part in various, obnoxious hobbies.]

Hell yeah. Skate park would be way better than this-- I'd be grinding all over the place. Flipping and landing perfect ten. The crowd roars-- one big name fan in the audience is ripping her shirt clean off and waving it like the flagging sail of a capsizing navy ship from days of yore. Kids are writhing all over the bleachers. This is literally the best day of their lives.

[He's got this as long as Raivis has no idea what they're talking about.]