Naw, nothing like that! [It's a hasty denial but not overly excited.] I just saw this drop dead gorgeous chick back at the apartments! Yanno- [Brb, discreetly cupping air-boobs to make his point.] Joy riders that'd make any nose bleed.

But can you believe it, I forgot to ask for her room number! I've gotta get back there before she leaves! My libido's on the line! Strolling isn't an option!