[it's hard not to laugh at such a great display of hammy theatrics, and he's definitely seen his fair share of hammy theatrics.]

Maybe you should aim to ask for a name before a room number, hm? Unless you have it already, of course! You could just look her up on this-- [he holds up his joyphone, which had been tucked to his side] --if that's the case, which would save you time and trouble. Ah, but I don't want to hold you up for long if that isn't the case. [politely sidestepping a little!]