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: ) ([personal profile] enjoyers) wrote in [community profile] overjoylogs2012-08-10 08:54 pm

OPENING LOG.

Characters: Everyone!
Date: August 11th
Rating/Warnings: Nothing as of yet. Mark anything that qualifies a warning in your subject line!
Summary: Arrivals.
You want happiness. A company called RECOVERjoy has offered it to you, so you've signed up with them. Gaining happiness can't hurt, right?

Suddenly you're in a room, an apartment, with three other beds and unfamiliar faces. This is your assigned room, and it's quite crowded. You don't get much of a chance to think as your phone beeps--it's not your phone, maybe you've never had a phone, but there's one in your hand so you check it. It's a smart phone, nothing special about it, but now you've received a text from RECOVERjoy.

Welcome to Joywick! We're so happy to have you!

You've arrived in your assigned room, we hope you like it! Don't worry, you can move out once you've collected enough joypoints. Speaking of, if you'd like to check your balance, there's a special application that tracks it for you right on your phone! Handy, right?

... Did you check? If you did, you'll notice you have no joypoints. But don't despair! We're giving you a special mission. Make three (3) friends and get 200 joypoints! Gee, that's easy! Of course, we can't put a level on something like friendship, so just get to know people. Don't miss out on these easy points! We'll give you more information about joypoints once you're done.

Wishing you happiness,
RECOVERjoy : )


You're in this for 1 million joypoints, aren't you? Might as well get started.

(AFTER THE MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED OR ONCE 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED)

You receive another text from RECOVERjoy.

Great job on the mission! Or not so great job for those who didn't do it. : (

Well, you probably want more joypoints either way. Here's how! Look for another person. I bet they look fairly happy, right? Why are they happier than you? Because they've got the joypoints you need! The only way to get those joypoints is to steal theirs. How? Take their happiness away. It's easy! Maybe a rumor here, an injury there... but if you want the big points, be creative!
You want to be happy, don't you?

Wishing you happiness,
RECOVERjoy : )


... Not quite what you expected when you signed up. You can't leave, though, you still owe RECOVERjoy 500 joypoints and, well, you came here for a reason.
sockswithsandals: (but how can i horrify someone with this)

y not

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-11 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Why doesn't anyone scream? Yotsuya makes it a whole five seconds before he simply deflates, lamely, and lets go of this kid to stick his hands in his pockets and slouch in a miserable fashion.

He looks down at himself, after a long-suffering sigh. What could be wrong with his clothes... The best part: they're toe socks, too.]


... Clothes.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (that's what life is)

evolves into wobbuffet

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-11 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ horror of unspeakable horrors ]

So far as I'm concerned, you could be going out wearing paper bags on your feet, and it'd still be an improvement.
sockswithsandals: (no this teacher is so dull.....)

this is all my fault

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-11 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[They're so comfy!

He looks at his feet again, like he cannot see what is wrong.]


What are you talking about?
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (these keywords make no sense)

the shame will be passed down to your children and their children's children

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-11 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Do you usually dress yourself in the dark, or did you have a rough night?

[ WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT COMFY WHEN YOU CAN BE ~*~STYLISH~*~ or more importantly NOT WEARING SOCKS WITH YOUR SANDALS !! ] Seriously, though.

Even if there exists a medical condition that calls for that kind of footwear, at least have the decency to invest in a pair of nice dress shoes.

[ and is he even wearing sandals because oh god, who'd be losing joypoints faster in this kind of situation ]
sockswithsandals: (ass ass ass ass)

the curse of wobbuffet casts this name into despair

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-11 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[he is so wearing sandals]

A medical condition...? [Seriously when did he miss the memo about KIDS BEING MAD ABOUT SHOES WHAT'S HAPPENING.]

I don't like dress shoes. They pinch.

[don't look down he is wiggling his toes awfully]
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (if you wanna reach me)

don't go seppukuing yourself now

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-12 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ and that is when Joshua's joypoints plummet into the negatives.

... jk, but Yoyo's got at least five of 'em by now.
]

I was using a euphemism for what's actually wrong with the inside of your head. One of us should have some tact, I'd thought. Because clearly you don't.

[ he's not looking down, he's not looking down. he's maintaining eye contact, oh my gah. ]

Wow, I'm sure you cry yourself to sleep every night trying to deal with it. If you're investing in a properly sized pair, then maybe it wouldn't be such a problem.
sockswithsandals: (dead girls can't pay checks)

but my honor

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[these points are so comfortable just like toe socks]

Hmm.

[Is he going to be insulted until he puts on different shoes... that's ridiculous.]

I'm keeping the sandals, you know.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (these keywords make no sense)

what honor

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-13 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ your toe socks are going to meet with an unfortunate accident and you'll only have yourself to blame ]

If you must have one, then do without the other.

[ EITHER THE SOCKS OR THE SANDALS... preferably the socks ]
sockswithsandals: (are you sure about this)

ouch right in the kokoro

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He thinks about this!! Very seriously. No he doesn't.]

Why don't you just forget about it?
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (beep me)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-13 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... okay yoyo, you can have another five points to make the total ten for emotional trauma

... over... toe... socks...
]

You might not have a choice in the matter, you know.
sockswithsandals: (i work out)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ten like the number of toes on these sweet socks, ok no never mind]

They're my feet.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (that's what life is)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LMFAO STOP RUBBING IT IN ]

And you're forcing the rest of us to look at them.
sockswithsandals: (and that's basically how it'll go down)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-13 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[i am so innocent!!]

Not really... You brought it up.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (beep me)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the unsurest of unsures ]

Haven't you heard all of the people speaking in whispers behind your back? It's totally the toe socks.
sockswithsandals: (it's a bone)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-14 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[People whispering about him doesn't sound like a bad deal, actually.]

I haven't noticed. Maybe they'll change it to something interesting.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (beep me)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's not the fright that you're looking for. ]

Your hair, then?
sockswithsandals: (stop........)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-15 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[work in progress...]

I'm not changing my hair, either. So you can hold back on that.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (don't need to stretch your neku)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You know, with the right amount of soap and a little bit of elbow grease, we'd be able to make the upgrade from "menace to society" to "well-meaning hobo" in less than thirty minutes.
sockswithsandals: (pinky out like a fancy asshole)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[he literally just said......]

Advice from someone whose hair is the color of dishwater? No.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (call me)

1/2

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ LMFAO WOW have another ten points you menace to society and buy some soap with it

even if Joshua looks... un... fazed.
]

And even with scraps of yesterday's dinner floating around, it's cleaner than the flea-ridden critter that's taken shelter on the top of your skull!
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (beep me)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
... So what's with the chicken scratches, anyway?
sockswithsandals: (friendship is gross)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have fleas...

[fleas aren't spooky at all?? learn how to scary bugs before making these slanderous comments, Joshua...]

It's a prop.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (don't need to stretch your neku)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Lice?

[ or yoyo shakes his head, and spiders fly out. ]

I didn't stumble into your rat's nest, did I?
sockswithsandals: (touchin face)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-15 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
No. [spiders are much spookier!]

And no again. This is just to kill some time.
noisy: crystalcyanide @ lj (beep me)

[personal profile] noisy 2012-08-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Understandable, considering we've plenty of it.

Though somehow I doubt this is a means for you to practice your calligraphy. Especially when you look at the... quality of it.

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