Blond threeways and other hijinks

[kingshizuchan]

Characters: Shizuo Heiwajima ( kingshizuchan ) Initial thread: Ren ( gatto ) and Belphegor ( ushishishi ) Other threads: Possible accidental victims afterward
Date: Thursday morning! (August 30th)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13ish, I guess? Then again, Bel
Summary: Shizuo works on the hardest mission, making it as harmless and temporary as possible in the shower. Ren ends up the first victim, leading him to think it's Bel at fault. Of course distracted by this, Shizuo forgets to get rid of what may be left. So there might be more accidental victims in the bathroom when he ends up remembering to get it.


[Possibly out of habit, maybe because there were less people awake to try anything, Shizuo had woken up rather early to get a shower ou of the way. He had taken a few days to consider the least harmful and impermanent method of dealing with the missions.]

[So after his shower, thanks to some basics picked up from previous jobs, he unscrewed the shower head. Putting in a small mesh baggy, filled with something orange and greyish, the head was returned and fastened. It would color a person's skin and hair some, though not immediately noticeable with this... orange water. If he did it right, another shower (or three) should get it out of everything.]

[With those few extra minutes spent setting up and getting dried off, Shizuo went to the mirrors and sinks to deal with the rest of his morning routine. Combing and drying his hair, for example.]

[Definitely not seeing if his plan works out.]

Comments

[gatto]

[He glances suspiciously at the bowtie, but doesn't comment on it. It's not like he's ever worn one. He has no idea what makes it easier or harder to put one on.]

Argh, I dunno anything about bowties, but if one shower turned me orange, how's another one gonna fix it?! It's all the same showers!

[ushishishi]

That's a poor excuse if the prince ever heard one. If you showered, then, why aren't you orange? Shishishi~

[He looks back and forth at them, clearly amused at the situation unfolding before him.]

Take a bath in bleach and die for all of us ♪

[kingshizuchan]

We probably didn't use the same stall, jackass.

[Said pretty flatly (and the latter part pointed towards the fake prince, though all of this is new territory. Acting is a Heiwajima talent, tru fax. Also, in spite of that last comment from you Bel, he's going to lean over to blow out smoke into your room.]

So try a different stall, I'd say.

[gatto]

[He finally puts his knives away, the thrill of an imminent fight having long since left him. His hands on his hips, he huffs out a breath and glares up at Bel.]

Nope! You're not getting rid of me that easy.

[Turning his attention back to smoking blondie though...] Which stall did you use?

[ushishishi]

Don't want to know what trash does in the shower.

[For once, the smile drops and Bel scowls at Shizuo, but he can't help but feel a bit disappointed that Rin didn't take the suicide suggestion either.]

Don't smoke in my room. Gross.

[kingshizuchan]

[Bel, you're just gonna get a cool stare that's probably the same expression that he usually gives. It's hard to tell the differences when he's just looking all cool like that. It's the look of 'what the hell, do you want me to kick your ass? I hate violence so knock it off.' That's what you get as he answers the orange guy.]

The one on the other side, I think. It wasn't the middle one, and I'm not orange. So it'd have to be the one that's left, yeah?

[gatto]

I'm not talking about doing anything in the shower!

[And he huffs. Again. Rin then glances up at Shizuo again, eyebrows raised.]

Not the one on the middle, huh... I guess that one probably isn't safe either, yeah?