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: ) ([personal profile] enjoyers) wrote in [community profile] overjoylogs2012-08-10 08:54 pm

OPENING LOG.

Characters: Everyone!
Date: August 11th
Rating/Warnings: Nothing as of yet. Mark anything that qualifies a warning in your subject line!
Summary: Arrivals.
You want happiness. A company called RECOVERjoy has offered it to you, so you've signed up with them. Gaining happiness can't hurt, right?

Suddenly you're in a room, an apartment, with three other beds and unfamiliar faces. This is your assigned room, and it's quite crowded. You don't get much of a chance to think as your phone beeps--it's not your phone, maybe you've never had a phone, but there's one in your hand so you check it. It's a smart phone, nothing special about it, but now you've received a text from RECOVERjoy.

Welcome to Joywick! We're so happy to have you!

You've arrived in your assigned room, we hope you like it! Don't worry, you can move out once you've collected enough joypoints. Speaking of, if you'd like to check your balance, there's a special application that tracks it for you right on your phone! Handy, right?

... Did you check? If you did, you'll notice you have no joypoints. But don't despair! We're giving you a special mission. Make three (3) friends and get 200 joypoints! Gee, that's easy! Of course, we can't put a level on something like friendship, so just get to know people. Don't miss out on these easy points! We'll give you more information about joypoints once you're done.

Wishing you happiness,
RECOVERjoy : )


You're in this for 1 million joypoints, aren't you? Might as well get started.

(AFTER THE MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED OR ONCE 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED)

You receive another text from RECOVERjoy.

Great job on the mission! Or not so great job for those who didn't do it. : (

Well, you probably want more joypoints either way. Here's how! Look for another person. I bet they look fairly happy, right? Why are they happier than you? Because they've got the joypoints you need! The only way to get those joypoints is to steal theirs. How? Take their happiness away. It's easy! Maybe a rumor here, an injury there... but if you want the big points, be creative!
You want to be happy, don't you?

Wishing you happiness,
RECOVERjoy : )


... Not quite what you expected when you signed up. You can't leave, though, you still owe RECOVERjoy 500 joypoints and, well, you came here for a reason.
sockswithsandals: (u so funny lol)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-11 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a common area.

[That sass is nice, but he's not even looking at her. What are these appliances, he has no idea what some of these even are trying to be. Real kitchens...]

It's not like I'm spoiling the food we don't have.

[personal profile] iknowthatfeel 2012-08-11 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you keep moving things like you are you'll make it impossible for anyone to find anything!

[She will have to fix everything back up and, oh my god, don't shove the corkscrew in the same cabinet as the blender that needs to go into a drawer!]
sockswithsandals: (dead girls can't pay checks)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-11 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[What? They're both spinny things, aren't they--loosen up, girl.]

You're probably the first person who's been in here.

[There's dust on the shelves of these cabinets, he's run a finger through experimentally already. The appliances look like they haven't been moved since they were put in, and certainly not by a ton of people--there is a considerable amount, he counted rooms and looked up the staircase, and while his estimate is probably too much, he heard enough voices to assess that there are more people who haven't been through the kitchen than the alternative.

This is very important, you see:]


If I change the original position before anyone knows it was there, the origin doesn't matter.

[personal profile] iknowthatfeel 2012-08-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there are normal places for things to be in any kitchen which people would check first.

[She sighs in a huff and crosses her arms. Look at all this common sense this guy doesn't have.]

Which they were in before.
sockswithsandals: (LMFAO THIS JUMPSUIT)

[personal profile] sockswithsandals 2012-08-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You've surveyed the whole room, have you? I bet I could move everything around and you'd miss a few.

[watch him put a colander on top of the blender]