overjoylogs | Blond threeways and other hijinks

Characters: Shizuo Heiwajima (

kingshizuchan ) Initial thread: Ren (

gatto ) and Belphegor (

ushishishi ) Other threads: Possible accidental victims afterward
Date: Thursday morning! (August 30th)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13ish, I guess? Then again, Bel
Summary: Shizuo works on the hardest mission, making it as harmless and temporary as possible in the shower. Ren ends up the first victim, leading him to think it's Bel at fault. Of course distracted by this, Shizuo forgets to get rid of what may be left. So there might be more accidental victims in the bathroom when he ends up remembering to get it.

[Possibly out of habit, maybe because there were less people awake to try anything, Shizuo had woken up rather early to get a shower ou of the way. He had taken a few days to consider the least harmful and impermanent method of dealing with the missions.]

[So after his shower, thanks to some basics picked up from previous jobs, he unscrewed the shower head. Putting in a small mesh baggy, filled with something orange and greyish, the head was returned and fastened. It would color a person's skin and hair some, though not immediately noticeable with this... orange water. If he did it right, another shower (or three) should get it out of everything.]

[With those few extra minutes spent setting up and getting dried off, Shizuo went to the mirrors and sinks to deal with the rest of his morning routine. Combing and drying his hair, for example.]

[Definitely not seeing if his plan works out.]

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[At this point, it obviously wasn't even about who painted whom what. They were like that flea, probably thinking that using knives was the same as playing around. So they obviously couldn't complain about what happened. At this point, it wasn't really related to what he was responsible for.]

If you two really wanna end up doing that instead.

[Wow, talk about freaky. Someone was looking forward to some bloodshed, wasn't he?

Completely ignoring Bel this time, he finally looked over at Shizuo, a frown on his face.] Ehhh, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud! It's just a fight! A fight!

[Bel was about to disregard Shizuo entirely and just go at Rin, but there was one piece of the puzzle that didn't quite fit in, and Bel's curious mind demanded that he knew what it was.]

[For now, he turns his attention to Shizuo.]

'shishishi~! Why are you here, anyway? Acting as a referee? This little rat might need a time out~

[Nope, Shizuo gave up on trying to stop the fight. Not even gonna try anymore.]

If that's what you want.

[Oh, great. The mop realized he was still there. The mission said to dye the person without them knowing, but he didn't know if the culprit had to stay anonymous. Without having checked the joypoint app, he'd have to settle for the latter half of the truth.]

He ran out yelling and I was curious about where he was going. Not surprised he thought it was you.

[Rin lowered his arms slightly, raising one eyebrow at Shizuo. The stupid prince did have a point. Where had this guy even come from? Had he really just followed him?

...That had been sloppy of him. He hadn't even noticed.]

Huh? You were in the showers, too? So, so, so did you see him do it?!

[There was a pause as Bel watched the two for a moment, his battle ready posture slowly beginning to be replaced by his typical, hunched-over snickering one.]

In the showers? 'shishishi, watching him? Gross~

[Oh, he was starting to get it now- why this guy was hanging around and was so keen to blame him for Rin's uncanny resemblance to a pumpkin.]

[But what fun would there be just letting Rin figure that out?]

The prince didn't do any such thing. Told you that.

The hell are you imagining?

[Seriously Bel, who's the gross one here? You. That's who. So he's just going to get to that smoking now, while still in the hall. You can't stop him. Shizuo does what Shizuo wants. Can't be tamed, fake prince.]

I said that too, yeah? I said it probably wasn't him. It doesn't look like paint on you, right?

[Well, sure, he noticed when a guy was attractive, of course he did, and the blond who wasn't a mop was pretty handsome, but... Watching him in the showers? Yeah, he had better not have been.]

Eh? What were you doing in the showers?!

[Rin's attention was quickly diverted away from that particular train of thought, however, by the next words out of Shizuo's mouth.

He looked down at himself, then back up.] Then what is it?

[Bel sits back down on the bed lazily, just watching these two further, his grin widening with every second.]

[Yep, he knew exactly what went on here, and watching the fallout would be hilarious.]

Ushishishi~! What were you doing, I wonder? What is it that's all over him, mm?

[He knows your grinning Bel, even without having to look over there. He's just gonna finish the current drag before saying anything.]

I showered just before you did. It's easier to tie these with a mirror.

[He tapped at the bowtie. Clearly it was that and nothing else. ~~But it really is easier to put bowies together when you can see it.~~]

I'm supposed to know? It's easy to tell that's not paint, yeah? Doesn't look like it. If it happened in the shower, it might wash off in a different stall.

[He glances suspiciously at the bowtie, but doesn't comment on it. It's not like he's ever worn one. He has no idea what makes it easier or harder to put one on.]

Argh, I dunno anything about bowties, but if one shower turned me orange, how's another one gonna fix it?! It's all the same showers!

That's a poor excuse if the prince ever heard one. If you showered, then, why aren't you orange? Shishishi~

[He looks back and forth at them, clearly amused at the situation unfolding before him.]

Take a bath in bleach and die for all of us ♪

We probably didn't use the same stall, jackass.

[Said pretty flatly (and the latter part pointed towards the fake prince, though all of this is new territory. Acting is a Heiwajima talent, tru fax. Also, in spite of that last comment from you Bel, he's going to lean over to blow out smoke into your room.]

So try a different stall, I'd say.

[He finally puts his knives away, the thrill of an imminent fight having long since left him. His hands on his hips, he huffs out a breath and glares up at Bel.]

Nope! You're not getting rid of me that easy.

[Turning his attention back to smoking blondie though...] Which stall did you use?

Don't want to know what trash does in the shower.

[For once, the smile drops and Bel scowls at Shizuo, but he can't help but feel a bit disappointed that Rin didn't take the suicide suggestion either.]

Don't smoke in my room. Gross.

[Bel, you're just gonna get a cool stare that's probably the same expression that he usually gives. It's hard to tell the differences when he's just looking all cool like that. It's the look of 'what the hell, do you want me to kick your ass? I hate violence so knock it off.' That's what you get as he answers the orange guy.]

The one on the other side, I think. It wasn't the middle one, and I'm not orange. So it'd have to be the one that's left, yeah?

I'm not talking about doing anything in the shower!

[And he huffs. Again. Rin then glances up at Shizuo again, eyebrows raised.]

Not the one on the middle, huh... I guess that one probably isn't safe either, yeah?

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